A blonde redneck went to Sears and she asked, "How is much is this TV?"
The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blonde rednecks."
The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how
much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blonde rednecks."
The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much
the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blonde rednecks."
She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you
know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."
Part of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2016