Me: “Hi, [pizza place].”
Customer: “Hi, it says you have a nine inch small pizza. How big is that?”
Me: “Nine inches, six slices.”
Customer: “But how big is it?”
Me: “The diameter of the pizza is approximately nine inches. There are six slices.”
Customer: “Like, ok, but you already told me that. How big is it?”
Me: “I’m not sure what other metric to use. The pie is slightly smaller across than a third of a meter.”
Customer: *brief pause* “Okay, what size is the medium?”
Me: “Twelve inches, six slices.”
Customer: *another brief pause* “The small has six too. So they’re the same size?!”
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Joke 169: Currency
Me: “That’ll be €32,78 please.”
(The customer hands me American dollars.)
Me: “Sir, this is Germany. You can’t pay with US currency.”
Customer: “But this is the US.”
Me: “No sir, this is Germany, in Europe.”
Customer: “But…isn’t Europe part of the US?”
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(The customer hands me American dollars.)
Me: “Sir, this is Germany. You can’t pay with US currency.”
Customer: “But this is the US.”
Me: “No sir, this is Germany, in Europe.”
Customer: “But…isn’t Europe part of the US?”
Part of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2010
Joke167: Psychic Help
Customer: “I would like help finding a book.”
Me: “Sure, what’s the title?”
Customer: “Well, I don’t know.”
Me: “Okay, who is the author?”
Customer: “I don’t know.”
Me: “Okay, can you tell me the subject and maybe we can still find it.”
Customer: “It’s for a friend. It’s about spiritual something.”
(I search ’spiritual’ just to see what happens.)
Me: “Okay, my computer is showing over 6,000 results. Is there anyway we can narrow the search?”
Customer: “Isn’t that your job?”
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Me: “Sure, what’s the title?”
Customer: “Well, I don’t know.”
Me: “Okay, who is the author?”
Customer: “I don’t know.”
Me: “Okay, can you tell me the subject and maybe we can still find it.”
Customer: “It’s for a friend. It’s about spiritual something.”
(I search ’spiritual’ just to see what happens.)
Me: “Okay, my computer is showing over 6,000 results. Is there anyway we can narrow the search?”
Customer: “Isn’t that your job?”
Part of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2010
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