Joke 150: Three wishes

Ladies, Read Only The First Part Men, The Rest

Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her,"If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!
The woman said, That's okay.
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock."
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!


The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack.
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.



Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.
Stop here and continue feeling good.





Male readers, continue reading



The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife.

Moral of the story: Women think they're so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!

Part of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2010

Joke 136:Wierd Truths

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
Albert Einstein

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
Jean Cocturan

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper
Jerry Seinfeld

It matters not whether you win or lose, what matters is whether I win or lose.
Darrin Weinberg
a.. Life is pleasant.
b.. Death is peaceful.
c.. It's the transition that's troublesome."

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers..

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.

Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised.
(no offense ladies!!)

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know Where to shop.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Part of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2010