The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
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Joke 174: Fifth-grade Science
In a fifth-grade class, a teacher asked students various science questions, of which the following were the funniest:
Teacher: "What is the definition of a protein?'
Student: "A protein is something that is made up of mean old acids."
Teacher: "What kind of tails do opossums have?"
Student: "Reprehensible ones"
Teacher: "What is the spinal column?"
Student: "A long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom."
Teacher: "How long does it take the Earth to rotate about its axis?"
Student: "The Earth makes a resolution once every 24 hours."
Teacher: "That's wishful thinking."
Part of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2010
Teacher: "What is the definition of a protein?'
Student: "A protein is something that is made up of mean old acids."
Teacher: "What kind of tails do opossums have?"
Student: "Reprehensible ones"
Teacher: "What is the spinal column?"
Student: "A long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom."
Teacher: "How long does it take the Earth to rotate about its axis?"
Student: "The Earth makes a resolution once every 24 hours."
Teacher: "That's wishful thinking."
Part of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2010
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