Joke 155: Police help

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, a
police officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old.
Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, "Are you a police
officer?"

"Yes," he answered, and continued writing the report.

"My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that
right?"

"Yes, that's right," he told him.

"Well, then," he said as he extended her foot toward the officer,
"would you please tie my shoe?"

Part of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2010

Joke 49: Deputy for the Sherriff

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job.

"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "What is 1 and 1?"

"Eleven," she replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right." Then the sheriff asked, "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?".

"Today and tomorrow." replied the blonde.

He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now, listen carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln?", asked the sheriff.

The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

The sheriff replied, "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview.

The blonde was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"