The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"
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Joke 188:Fire Truck
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties.
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one child.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
Little Jonny brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs,"he said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants"
Part of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2012
"They use him to keep crowds back," said one child.
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
Little Jonny brought the argument to a close. "They use the dogs,"he said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants"
Part of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2012
Joke 137:Little Johny
Lil Johnny comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.
'Not yet,' said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens,kicks a chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow, and when he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my cereal?' he asks.
'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk.'
Just then, Lil Johnny's father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
Lil Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, 'You gonna tell him or should I?'
Part of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2010
'Not yet,' said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens,kicks a chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow, and when he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my cereal?' he asks.
'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk.'
Just then, Lil Johnny's father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
Lil Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, 'You gonna tell him or should I?'
Part of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2010
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