Joke 171: Chilled Beer

A customer asked a liquor vend owner to give him two bottles of beer meant for kids. Shocked at the weird demand, the man at the counter snubbed the customer and retorted, “Are you drunk? Don’t you know liquor is not meant for children?”

To this, the whimsical customer replied with a grin, “Then why have you written “child beer” outside your counter?”

(Apparently, a painter had, at the time of painting the counter, wrote “child beer” instead of “chilled beer”.)

Part of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2010