Me: “Hi, [pizza place].”
Customer: “Hi, it says you have a nine inch small pizza. How big is that?”
Me: “Nine inches, six slices.”
Customer: “But how big is it?”
Me: “The diameter of the pizza is approximately nine inches. There are six slices.”
Customer: “Like, ok, but you already told me that. How big is it?”
Me: “I’m not sure what other metric to use. The pie is slightly smaller across than a third of a meter.”
Customer: *brief pause* “Okay, what size is the medium?”
Me: “Twelve inches, six slices.”
Customer: *another brief pause* “The small has six too. So they’re the same size?!”
Part of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2010