Joke 210: Jokes from Stephen Hawking

What did 1 uranium atom say to the other? "I'm feeling a bit unstable, I better split".

A photon checks into a hotel: "any luggage?" -"no, I travel light."

An electron is accused of annihilating a photon.

Judge: "State your name for the record." Electron: "Negative."

Judge: "Guilty or not guilty, how do you plead?" Electron: "Negative."

Judge: "Can you say anything else, besides 'negative'?" Electron: "Negative."

An electron comes running into the police station and says "Officer, Officer... someone just stole my electron!"

The officer say "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive"

Part of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2012