Joke 205:2012:US presidential Campaign

And how about that Michele Bachmann? If she gets any more creative with American history, it'll turn out the Alamo didn't fall — it tripped. And then there's Herman Cain. This man wants to dig a moat along our border and fill it with alligators. I'm not sure what he has in mind for health-care reform, but I think it involves leeches. I hear Sarah Palin's finishing up her tour. Some say she's become addicted to fame — like Lady Gaga, only less political. And don't you love Ron Paul? He's a doctor who doesn't think health care is a right. Sort of like a plumber who's willing to fix everything except the bathroom. Read more: of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2012