Customer: “I bought a TV from you last week, and one of my friends told me I need a universal remote control for it.”
Me: “Right. Was it a TV off display?”
Customer: “No, a new one in a box.”
Me: “Did you not get one in the box?”
Customer: “Yes, but the wife has that! If she’s sitting on one couch and I’m on the other couch and I want to change the channel, what is she supposed to do, throw it to me?”
Me: “You could ask her to change the channel for you.”
Customer: *chuckles* “That’s not how marriage works son. I’ll just buy this one.”
Me: “Right, but if you both have a remote then you’ll keep changing the channel on each other and never see a full programme.”
Customer: *chuckles again* “Oh son, one day you’ll learn how the world works.”
Part of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2010