Joke 155: Police help

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, a
police officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old.
Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, "Are you a police

"Yes," he answered, and continued writing the report.

"My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that

"Yes, that's right," he told him.

"Well, then," he said as he extended her foot toward the officer,
"would you please tie my shoe?"

Part of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2010