Joke 145: Shopping

'Cash, cheque or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV remote?'I asked.

'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me,and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

Part of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2010