Joke 137:Little Johny

Lil Johnny comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.

'Not yet,' said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens,kicks a chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow, and when he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk in my cereal?' he asks.

'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk.'

Just then, Lil Johnny's father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.

Lil Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, 'You gonna tell him or should I?'

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