Joke 131: Staying Connected

Last night my wife and I were sitting in the living room, talking about life... we talked about the idea of living on life support or dying without it ...

I said to her: ' Never let me live in a vegetative state ... totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle...

If you see me in that state , I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'.

She got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me...and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD,the Computer, the Cell Phone,my laptop and then went to the fridge and threw away all my beer!!


Part of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2010