French doctor: Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks.
German doctor:That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
Russian doctor: In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.
Texas doctor: You guys are way behind ; we recently took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the world is looking for work.
Part of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2010