Joke 98: Electing the President

Bill and Hillary stop at a gas station. Hillary jumps out of the car, talks animatedly to the attendant for several minutes and then hugs him. She gets back in the car and Bill asks “Who was that?” “That was John, an old boyfriend I almost married.” Bill replies sharply “Well, I bet you’re glad you married me - he’s just a gas station attendant and I was the President of the United States of America!” To which Hillary says “So what Bill, If I married him, he’d have been President!”

Part of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2007