Bono, lead singer of the rock band U2, is famous throughout the world for being the poster child for self-righteousness. At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, he asked the audience for total quiet.
Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands, once every few seconds.
Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice with a broad Scottish accent from the front of the crowd pierced the quiet.........
"Well, foockin stop doin it then, ya evil bastard!"
Part of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2007