1.Symptom : Cold and humid feet. 
  Cause : Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet). 
  Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward 
2.Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights. 
  Cause : You're lying on the floor.
  Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor. 
3.Symptom : The floor looks blurry. 
  Cause : You're looking through an empty glass. 
  Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage. 
4.Symptom : The floor is moving. 
  Cause : You're being dragged away. 
  Cure: At least ask where they're taking you. 
5.Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks. 
  Cause : You have your glass on your ear. 
  Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself! 
6.Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
  Cause : You're in an ambulance. 
  Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.
7.Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny. 
  Cause : You're in the wrong house. 
  Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.
Part of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2007