Joke 73: 1-1800-Depressed

I was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so I called the Samaritans (The hospital help group).
I was put through to a 'call centre' in Pakistan.
I explained that I was feeling suicidal.
They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an aeroplane....

Part of the Dream Weave Walk 1999-2007