Joke 9: Starting a Business Partnership

Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsburg, were all close friends since childhood,
and they decided they wanted to go into business together.

Schwartz says: "OK! I'll invest $100,000."

Cohen says he'll put in $200,000.

Ginsburg says: "I'll put in $50."

Cohen says, "If I'm putting in $200,000, I'll be the President of the corporation. Schwartz, for your $100,000, you can be Vice President, and Ginsburg, for your $50 you will be our Sexual Adviser."

Ginsburg says, "What is a Sexual Adviser?"

Cohen replies, "If we want your fucking advice, we'll ask for it."