Joke 20: Advertising skills

Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars on motorway services.

Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend . Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day.

Hamid asks Ahmed how he manages to bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day.

Ahmed says, "Look at your sign; it says, "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."
Britons who see that do not feel as if they have accomplished anything by giving you money as you will still have no job and a large family.

Now look at my sign.
So Hamid looks and Ahmed 's sign reads: "I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan "